The Earth is more older than anything

Giblets on Fafblog:

Behold this jello pudding! See how it sticks to the spoon even when it is turned upside down, in defiance of all your "science"! Can your "gravity" explain that?

Meanwhile, a lawyer defending the right to teach evolution in Kansas public schools queried a guy for the other side:

"Can you tell us, sir, how old you believe the Earth is?" the lawyer, Pedro Irigonegaray, asked William S. Harris, a chemist, who helped write the proposed changes to the state standards.

"I don't know," Dr. Harris replied. "I think it's probably really old."