Tuesday, May 03, 2005

How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None.

Nothing is wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect.

Why do you hate freedom?

2 Comments:

At 5/05/2005 12:01:00 PM, Blogger Rob said...

Light bulbs? Who needs light bulbs? That's why God made the moon.

 
At 5/06/2005 07:25:00 AM, Blogger Schroeder said...

God made the moon to hang in front of the Bush motorcade.

Speaking of protest actions, that Ann Coulter story you found was most excellent!

 

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