Three million what?

Oyster says he "was utterly captivated by Bush's comment on the wetlands from his second debate with Kerry."

I've got a plan to increase the wetlands by 3 million.

Hold your bellies folks ... I know, I laughed so hard I just about pissed my pants.

Oyster remarked, "Well, hell's bells, people! Bush has a plan to increase the wetlands! I'd totally forgotten about it, and can't understand why he didn't mention it during his many trips to the Katrina-ravaged Gulfsouth."

Once again, it's no wonder that citizens have finally realized that Bush can't be trusted.