Dennis "Hungry Hungry Hippo" Hastert

Yahoo News:

House Speaker Dennis Hastert of Ill., center, gets out of a Hydrogen Alternative Fueled automobile, left, as he prepares to board his SUV, which uses gasoline, after holding a news conference at a local gas station in Washington, Thursday, April 27, 2006 to discuss the recent rise in gas prices. Hastert and other members of Congress drove off in the Hydrogen-Fueled cars only to switch to their official cars to drive the few blocks back to the U.S. Capitol. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

By the way, there's a very good reason why the traditional energy companies which sell fossil fuels like hydrogen as an alternative.

Ahh ... sorry about this post's title. I couldn't help but make the connection to Hungry, Hungry Hippo (you know -- the game). Hastert just looks like he can barely lumber over to his SUV. I almost feel sorry for the guy, except that he's Dennis Hastert. Maybe he ought to try biking to the office.