Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Tom Delay: Iraq is Ready for Tourists

The CIA says Iraq is a training ground for terrorists? No, no, no!

Tom Delay (a man we can trust), says things in Iraq are far better than the images we are shown on television.

Ah heck - Iraq is no worse than Houston!

Why, "nobody'd go to Houston" if all they heard about was the "violence, murders, robberies, [and] deaths on the highways."

Proclaimed Delay:

Go to Iraq. And see what's actually happening there.

Delay's remarks were reported in The Raw Story, and originally appeared in the Houston Chronicle.

2 Comments:

At 6/22/2005 06:15:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when's DeLay taking his corporate-sponsored vacation to Iraq?

Mixter

 
At 6/23/2005 08:10:00 AM, Blogger Schroeder said...

Well...now that the Jackass Abramoff Indian bilking is under the microscope, maybe he can tap some of that money Abramoff tucked away in a Cayman Islands account.

 

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