Duck!

It's almost as deliciously exquisite a story as George, Jr. choking on a pretzel, but I didn't know immediately what to do with the story about Dick Cheney shooting up his buddy with buckshot. It does occur to me, however, that Cheney is as accurate with a shotgun as he is with the truth.

Cheney was using #4 buckshot when he sprayed the American people with this whopper of a lie:

Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction.

I learned at an early age that the best antidote for a small lie is to tell the truth. It seems that the King George and Dickhead Cheney never learned that lesson, and keep piling bigger lies on top of big lies to cover their previous lies.

Finally, I recommend you see Badtux's reaction to the Vice President Fudd hunting mishap.